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Jokes and Tongue twisters
There was an old couple. One day, early in the morning, the old man began to say "Merry Xmas, merry Xmas", and his wife punched off his teeth and the old man says "Mary I die , Mary I die" Translator's explanation: "the man says "Happy new Year" in Spanish and not Merry Xmas. In English, we loose the game of word between the word "HAPPY" - feliz and the name of his wife which also means HAPPY- felisa. The funny thing is that the man wishes people HAPPY new year, and then a few seconds later tells his wife he is dying, which sounds instead as "happy I die!" The closest thing I could find was the similarity between "merry" and the name "Mary". But it doesn´t really have the same effect." Once upon a time there were three boys. The first boy´s name was "Clubs", the second was "Bridge", and the third boy´s name was "My Balls". Looking for a job, they visited a lady who asked their names.	"My name´s CLUBS", "Mine is BRIDGE", and "Mine is MY BALLS". The lady decided that they were bad boys, and did not give them any work. Then, they went to a gentleman asking for work. The man said that before they could get work, the needed to go into the military. So the boys went to the military. In the camp, a colonel asked their names "My name´s CLUBS", "Mine is BRIDGE" , and "Mine is MY BALLS". The colonel said "Ill-bred people! You will have to die!". He ordered the soldiers to prepare their arms, and aim at CLUBS! They shot him. Then, the colonel told the soldiers to aim at BRIDGE, and BANG! They shot him.	Finally, the colonel said "AIM AT MY BALLS!" And, all the soldiers aimed at the colonel´s balls. GUESS I go out of my home, and buy the "beautiful". I come back home, and I cry with it. What is it? Tell me if you want that I want that you want me to want Talia Some ants wanted to cross a river. An elephant came by, and started to step on them. One ant hid in a tree above the elephant´s neck. The other ants shouted to him: "Hang the elephant! Hang him!"
Riddles
Riddles are popular sayings in which something is described in a concealed way to be solved just for amusement. They are children’s word games that have the objective of entertaining and amusing them, but also contribute to the learning process, the teaching of new vocabulary and the spreading of traditions.	A family riddle: What would be your relationship with the daughter of a lady who is married to your father? (your sister) I imitate God in my job, and mould men tall and short. What is the correct answer? the sculptor the painter the teacher	Little pretty box, no carpenter was able to create it, only God in Heaven with his great power. (the nut). When I sit, I stretch, when I stand up, I shrink. I go into the fire and don’t get burned, I go into the water and don’t get wet. (the shadow) Collaborations are accepted......	The God in whom I believe do not send us the problem  but the strength to bear it. HAROLD S. KUSHNER
History of the game StarCraft (Protoss) The Great Experiment Decided to improve their scientific knowledge about protogenetic evolution, the old and enigmatic race known as Xel’Naga traveled to the distant bordering world of Aiur. The enormous jungle of Aiur had produced the most advanced race known to the Xel’Naga. In the believe that they were able to direct the evolution of that race towards the summit of Xel’Naga, they started doing their protogenetic experiments. The race that the Xel’Naga would eventually name “Protoss” evolved rapidly, and possessed what the creators called “a purity of form”. Unfortunately, the Xel’Naga took the experiments too far. The inherent essence and the capacity to feel of the Protoss developed too quickly, causing a sour disagreement and mockery between them and their creators. The Xel’Naga came to the conclusion that the “purity of form” they were looking to create had been opposed by a problem of essence, and so, they considered that the Protoss were actually an unsuccessful creation. The Xel’Naga abandoned their children, who were thrown from the heights. The birth of the Zerg After travelling thousands of light-years through the burning nucleus of the galaxy, the Xel’Naga ended up settling in the volatile world of ashes of Zerus (to be continued..)

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